Holey Roller

Looking for a toy that's full of holes? Look no further than the Holey Roller! This unique toy is like a Swiss cheese cylinder, ready to be rolled and tumbled to your heart's content. And if you want to change up the size of the holes, no problemo! Just let us know and we'll customize them for you. But don't worry, even with all those holes, this toy is made from tough, food-grade polyethylene with full UV protection, so it can handle all your rolling and tumbling needs. And with 32 colors to choose from, you can customize your Holey Roller to your heart's content. Just don't try to use it as a hat... we've tried, and it doesn't work.

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Did You Know?

Trivia Question: What aquatic animal is the most poisonous in the world?

ANSWER: Pufferfish.

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